I watched The Apprentice on the BBC last night. It’s the first one I’ve seen from the current series. Oh dear. All the jostling for position and back stabbing. It’s like watching car-crash television. But it did provide a really insightful lesson in just how far up its own arse modern marketing really is.
We had the trendy, moody Asian guy. The one who talked about how the product had to ‘take it back to the street’. The one who said that he ‘built brands for a living’. Bollocks! Marketing professionals don’t build brands. Customers build brands. They either like what you’re selling or they don’t. You’re brand isn’t what you say it is. It’s what your customers say it is.
Then we had the ridiculous situation in which a bunch of middle class, 30 and 40 something corporate types all decided that they knew what today’s teenagers thought was cool and what wasn’t. I roared with laughter when I saw the presentation from one of the teams in which a very white, very middle class woman in her 40’s suggested that she understood just what motivated the kids in her target market (many of whom were clearly black male teenagers).
And then we had the extensive market research. I’m not normally a fan of market research. I am a fan of talking to customer though. Something neither group did. Although one group did go around photographing some of the trainers worn by some people walking by. Outstanding.
And to cap it all off, half the people in the two teams seemed to work in marketing for a living. What we saw was pretty much how they actually do their jobs in real life. For them, marketing is about the advert. The campaign strap line. The music. The song lyrics.
The really sad thing is that this is pretty much what we see day in and day out across the whole marketing industry. To them marketing is about the smoke, lights and mirrors of advertising.
I recognise this in the company I work for. I see it across the television, cinema, radio, printed press, and internet. Wouldn’t it be great if the marketing industry saw marketing as so much more than this? As something that was built around building great experiences for each customer. About establishing connections and relationships with customers. About creating loyalty and advocacy.